IN MEMORIAM

A TRIBUTE TO THE LAIR'S FALLEN WARRIOR
                    ___
                   /   \
                  /     \
                 /  RIP  \
                |         |
                |  DIVVY  |
                |         |
                | 9 DAYS  |
               _|         |_
              |_____________|
             /               \
            /                 \
           /___________________\
          /_____________________\
         |_______________________|
DIVIDEND RECAP
"Divvy"
September 5 - September 14, 2025
9 DAYS
That's approximately 0.0247 years, or 216 hours, or 12,960 minutes of survival.
Dividend Recap (Divvy) - The Lair's fish that survived 9 days
Divvy's final resting place at the bottom of the tank. The Spongebob pineapple decoration watches over his remains. September 14, 2025.
MEANWHILE, BP HAS BEEN ALIVE FOR
0
DAYS AND COUNTING
BP IS CURRENTLY 0x DIVVY'S LIFESPAN
1
FISH KILLED
0%
SUCCESS RATE
2nd
ATTEMPT NOW
"In finance, we measure performance against benchmarks. Divvy set the benchmark at 9 days. Some would call this a low bar. The analysts called it 'a learning experience.' The fish had no comment, being deceased."

- Market Commentary, September 2025

>> LESSONS LEARNED (APPARENTLY NOT)